Russia has traditionally been one of the world's top exporters of videos featuring insane things happening on public roadways, which is partially due to virtually every driver installing a dashcam to document the accidents and incidents of insurance fraud that occur on a shockingly regular basis.
After all, you never know when a tank is going to suddenly burst through a snowbank and roll across the street in front of you.
You also never know what you're going to come across when you're driving on the streets of Russia, and it never hurts to be prepared.
For example, you never know when you're going to be driving through downtown Moscow and are forced to unexpectedly swerve out of the way after encountering a pile of pink dildos strewn across the street.
A pedestrian captured the aftermath of an incident that recently took place on Tsvetnoy Boulevard after a cardboard box filled with phallic products unexpectedly gave way and scattered its contents onto the rain-slicked street.
The man carrying the package attempted to clear the ground as quickly as possible before dumping the salvaged sex toys into the back of a nearby car.
Let's just hope he cleaned them before they arrived at their final destinations.