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Porn Stars Read All The Really Mean Comments People Write About Them (Video)

by Eitan Levine

Who are all these people leaving negative comments on porn videos?!?!

The comment section on an adult video page has got to be the most pointless area on the Internet.

Nothing is gained or added by some dude typing out his opinion on the video with one hand while holding “himself” with the other -- not to mention the fact that sometimes the comments have nothing to do with the videos themselves.

I literally once saw a 30+ response discussion on defunding Planned Parenthood on Pornhub.

Who needs that? I mean, it was super insightful, and there were great points raised. But, who needs that?

In fact, I am going to propose, right now, all porn websites remove their comment sections and in their places put two symbols: one symbol to represent, "You ended your mythical journey,” and another saying, “This video didn't get me to the end of my epic quest.”

We can pick out exactly what those symbols look like later, but that one response is all that matters in these videos!

Nobody clicks on some video titled “Hot Teen Doesn't Realize She's in For a Different Kinda Ride at the Chick-fil-A Drive-Thru” with the intention of getting into a debate inches below the video screen on whether Israel has a right to defend itself or there should be a two-state solution.

Citations: Porn Stars Read More Mean Comments Proving People Just Dont Know How to Appreciate a Good Thing (Complex)