This Is What It Would Be Like If The Pope Was Your Annoying Houseguest

The Popemobile rolled into New York last night as millions of people left the city to avoid dealing with the traffic and crowds surrounding his horizon, and he's spent the last 24 hours or so doing pope things all around Manhattan.

I already went over a few things Pope Francis should do if he happens to have some extra time before departing for Philadelphia, but I did manage to skip one key NYC experience: crashing at a friend's place to avoid paying for a hotel room.

Unfortunately, hosting His Holiness comes with its own set of problems.