No, The Photo Of A Cheerleader Sh*tting In Mid-Air Isn't Real

A viral photo of a cheerleader sh*tting mid-air has taken the Internet by storm.

I'm not sure if people want this image to be real or not... Regardless, and, unfortunately, it is not real.

Well, in her case, I guess this is fortunate. For our own sick and twisted personal amusement, it is unfortunate.

I'm not sure what part of the image is the funniest — the Photoshopped sh*t coming out of her or the chick's reaction in the bottom right of the photo.

The photo was part of a Photoshop battle on Reddit, and this masterpiece was created by Redditor totalitarian jesus.

Each girl has a disgusted and appalled look on her face, which makes us think this flyer must have let something nasty out.

IM SCREAMING pic.twitter.com/fMbG09kTXJ — granny (@granniewinkle) September 30, 2014

I'll let you all use your imagination to decipher this one as I fight to hold down my lunch.

I want to believe...

Close your eyes!

Oh, no! A spooky ghost!

Obligatory Starbucks reference

You can tell they just don't care because their hands are in the air.

"A little more to the right. No, MY right!"

Watch out for Sky Lobster. You never know when it will strike.

What goes up must come down.

When British people use the term "sticky wicket," this is what they mean.

"OH MY GOD JUSTIN I LUUUUUV YOU!!!!!!!"

H/T: Reddit