You Should Never Mess With A Guy Using Nunchuks Made Of Chef's Knives (Video)
There are a lot of rules you have to follow if you want to make it through life without dying before planned.
But there are a few you should pay particular attention to if you want to minimize your chances of dealing with a preventable disaster.
Before seeing this video, I would have ranked the most important rules in this order: Look both ways before you cross the street, don't make eye contact with people yelling things in public and never order from Chinese restaurants with a "C" health rating.
But now I have to figure out where "don't mess with guys who use chef's knives as nunchucks" ranks on that list.
I haven't decided on an exact spot yet, but it's going to be pretty high.