I’m shocked by how much women pay for swimsuits.
Let’s be honest: You don’t even wear swimsuits that much! I have a bathing suit I wear maybe 10 times a year.
It’s probably one of the things I wear least in my whole wardrobe. Yep, right behind a tuxedo I bought four years ago (and have worn three times since) and an old Chicago Blackhawks jersey I only wear to fantasy sports drafts.
Also, if I had a piece of clothing that cost as much as women's bathing suits, I wouldn't bring it anywhere near chlorine or saltwater.
They apparently cost like a week of rent; I’m not exposing them to the elements.
I think the only way to justify owning bathing suits that cost so much is if you live at a beach and keep them covered in Saran Wrap when you wear them — kind of like how everyone’s grandma has a plastic-covered couch.