Some chicks be so crazy that the only way to deal with them is to piss on them. That's right: next time you're in the subway and some girl be trippin', just urinate on her. That'll teach her. We're all a bit confused as to why her pants were down to begin with -- clearly there's a part to the story that wasn't captured on film. Either way, she must have been doing something wrong to deserve that golden shower. However, I'm sure R.Kelly has no qualms with this one.
Just goes to show, you never know what you're gonna see in the subway.