Madonna Made Out With Drake Onstage And He Was Left Traumatized

Drake and Madonna performed together at Coachella on Sunday night and during their set, Madonna made out with Drake onstage for a very, very long time.

Based on Drake's face after the make-out session, he didn't seem to enjoy it.

Neither did most of the Internet.

Madonna had this to say.

Welcome to the Jungle..............@coachella #bigasmadonna — Madonna (@Madonna) April 13, 2015

But Drake posted this picture to Instagram, in direct contradiction to his "nooo cooties!!" reaction.

As you can imagine, the Internet exploded.

That kiss just guaranteed Madonna another 8 years of life. Thanks Drake. — JasFly (@JasFly) April 13, 2015
Drake started from the bottom, now he's here. And here is evidently a desert where he makes out with menopausal white women. — Peter Hoare (@PeterHoare) April 13, 2015
Nobody is passing around this screen grab. Speaking as a woman - hand to hair - means dude is into it. — Jen Kirkman (@JenKirkman) April 13, 2015
i'm a wishful thinker. i order my coffee with room for milf — Pete Holmes (@peteholmes) April 13, 2015
Madonna is basically 'Sue' from the office party who gets too drunk and doesn't realise that the way she flirts with the interns is scarring — Adam Hess (@adamhess1) April 13, 2015
Madge doing everything in her power to get that Tidal salesperson of the month award — Desus Nice (@desusnice) April 13, 2015
"To join the Illuminati you gotta kiss Madonna. Don't make that face, we all had to do it" - JAY Z — Pokémonye West (@PokemonyeWest) April 13, 2015

Possibly in response to all the haters, Madonna posted this reminder to Instagram.