When chickens come in my house, guess what? They get ate.
This video is more useful than any TED Talk you will ever watch, and it should get state-mandated viewings in elementary schools.
Veronica-Pooh Nash Poleate was on her way to church when she decided to lay this unedited truth bomb on everyone and teach us all a lesson.
Her words of advice have the same weight and potential room for interpretation as most Bible verses.
Are you a politician deciding how tough your foreign policy should be? Well, Veronica did say,
When you go in the shark's house, you gonna get ate up.
Are you a guy attempting to go for a girl out of your league? Then, remember this teaching from the Book of Poleate,
The shark has the right to eat you up when you in his house.
Are you a person wondering where you should watch the ocean from?
You watch the ocean from a DIIIIIISTANCE.
Veronica-Pooh Nash Poleate for president, everyone.