This Lady's Advice On Staying Safe From Sharks Is Actually Everything (Video)


This video is more useful than any TED Talk you will ever watch, and it should get state-mandated viewings in elementary schools.

Veronica-Pooh Nash Poleate was on her way to church when she decided to lay this unedited truth bomb on everyone and teach us all a lesson.

Her words of advice have the same weight and potential room for interpretation as most Bible verses.

Are you a politician deciding how tough your foreign policy should be? Well, Veronica did say,

Are you a guy attempting to go for a girl out of your league? Then, remember this teaching from the Book of Poleate,

Are you a person wondering where you should watch the ocean from?

Nash 8:17:

Veronica-Pooh Nash Poleate for president, everyone.

Citations: Womans Video About NC Shark Attacks Goes Viral Thats the Sharks House (New York Daily News)