This Lady's Advice On Staying Safe From Sharks Is Actually Everything (Video)
When chickens come in my house, guess what? They get ate.
This video is more useful than any TED Talk you will ever watch, and it should get state-mandated viewings in elementary schools.
Veronica-Pooh Nash Poleate was on her way to church when she decided to lay this unedited truth bomb on everyone and teach us all a lesson.
Her words of advice have the same weight and potential room for interpretation as most Bible verses.
Are you a politician deciding how tough your foreign policy should be? Well, Veronica did say,
When you go in the shark's house, you gonna get ate up.
Are you a guy attempting to go for a girl out of your league? Then, remember this teaching from the Book of Poleate,
The shark has the right to eat you up when you in his house.
Are you a person wondering where you should watch the ocean from?
You watch the ocean from a DIIIIIISTANCE.
Veronica-Pooh Nash Poleate for president, everyone.