These Jokes About What Kimye Will Name Their New Baby Are Terrible
If you somehow missed last night's episode of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians," The Famous One (Kim) announced she is expecting a second child with Kanye West -- meaning the world only has a few precious months to prepare for the arrival of the much anticipated sequel to North.
Because the story involves Kim and Kanye, the Internet immediately began to churn out a steady stream of reactions, and because the couple decided to name their first child after a direction, the vast majority involved jokes revolving around the new baby's prospective name.
If you haven't already taken to Twitter to offer up your own opinion, let me give you some advice: don't. There is no winning.
I love me some terrible puns as much as the next guy, but there are no winners here -- just terrible puns as far as the eye can see.
It appears a few people have realized "South" is the opposite of "North."
Kim K preggers with baby number 2.. Hmmm maybe south west? — double d (@danadwyer_) June 1, 2015
Kim Kardashian is having another baby and if she doesn't call it South I will be severely disappointed — Cara (@caraputtock) June 1, 2015
New Kardashian baby will be named... South West. — Kenny (@KTRSSS) June 1, 2015
Others have realized that would mean she'd have the same name as an airline.
Kanye West to name second child Southwest, files lawsuit against airline company. — Tyler Shields (@tylershields) June 1, 2015
Kanye is probably going to name his next kid "South West" and then get mad at the airline for copying him — Rob Jenkins (@RobbyJenkins17) June 1, 2015
Even if it's not South, there are plenty of other compass points to pick from.
if Kim and Kanye don't call the next baby south or east then what is the point — lucy (@littlelionlucy) June 1, 2015
I wonder if @KimKardashian is gonna name her second baby East West — Chantal Nunez (@MARshpotatoo) June 1, 2015
That's not even a real direction.
Baby South East is on the way pic.twitter.com/wjboGpz389 — Keshon TrilFiger (@ihavedreads__) June 1, 2015
Wtf Kim gonna name her next baby? South east ? — 360 ♔ (@ItsThreeSixty) June 1, 2015
I'm not exactly shocked a dad made this joke.
My dad said Kim should name her baby Wild ...Wild West — aubrie (@yourebeautiful_) June 1, 2015
That name might be worse than the movie itself. That's not easy to do.
Kim Kardashian & Kanye West are expecting their second child. North West is going to be a sister. I hope they anme this one 'Wild Wild'. — Akshar (@AksharPathak) June 1, 2015
Reading that Kim and her husband are expecting - To be clever, I would go with "Due West" as an early favorite name — Guy Adami (@GuyAdami) June 1, 2015
Kanye would totally name his child after his favorite British pop duo from the 80s.
My baby name suggestion for Kanye and Kim is GO. What's yours? — Sarah Walters (@SWaltersTV) June 1, 2015
It's either that or the name of this "Batman" actor.
Do you guys that Kim Kardashian will name her next baby Adam West? — Space Camp Dropout (@xDerbsx) June 1, 2015
Or his favorite person in the world.
Predictions: Kim's baby name if boy - Kanye. Baby name if girl - Kanye. — Spencer Draves (@TheRealSpencerD) June 1, 2015
if Kanye has a son he gone name him Kanye just watch LOL — Arthur (@UncleBantzz) June 1, 2015