There's always that one kangaroo in every group. If kangaroos wore shirts, this one would have taken his off for no reason. If kangaroos had gyms, this one would skip leg day. If kangaroos had names, this one's would probably be "Brent." That kangaroo.
The more I think about it, it's kind of creepy how similar this kangaroo is to a real person. I've never been a big believer in reincarnation but this video made me reconsider things a bit. Maybe that's your punishment for being kind of a tool in a former life: you have to come back as a kangaroo.