Teen's Harambe Test Answer Gets A Response From Teacher
Teachers are getting cooler and cooler every year. When I was in school, you took your test, got your results back and hated your life.
Don't get me wrong, teachers were still "cool," but they weren't 2016-cool.
They were '90s-cool, which means they occasionally handed out snacks and maybe one day out of the week you weren't given a homework assignment.
One science teacher proved exactly how awesome teachers have become over the years when their student answered a test question with "Harambe Died For Our Sins."
Best answer ever or what?
This is just as awesome as the time Nicki Minaj name-dropped the great Harambe in one of her songs.
Sorry, Cincinnati Zoo, we're going to have to accept this glorious joke into our lives.
While this kid's answer was awesome, the teacher had an even better follow-up.
The question read,
Spell a word for 4 or more letters with element symbols from the periodic table. Example: "neon" would be spelled "Ne O N." Note: This example will not be considered an acceptable answer!
After the student wrote "Harambe Died For Our Sins," the teacher grabbed the notorious red pen and wrote, "You win. Dicks out for Harambe."
The teacher obviously asterisked the word "dicks," but still, can you think of a better follow-up?!
I can't. Here's the full photo of the test.
I know what you're thinking... You're probably wondering why this particular teacher hasn't been crowned the teacher of the year yet. I totally agree.
However, it should be noted that if you look very closely at the footer text on this piece of paper, you'll notice that the word "secondary" is misspelled.
Hey, I'm not trying to be a jerk. These things matter.
Either way, thanks for the laughs, and may Harambe live forever in our hearts!