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Guy Asks Wrong Number For Nudes And Gets Tricked Into Drawing Animals (Photos)

by Connor Toole

Men are often painted as being sex-hungry creatures who will go to extraordinary lengths to have someone touch their private parts, and this is because that description is a fairly accurate summary of most males.

Some people might learn to control their impulses over time, but when you have your mind set on something sexual, your little head will usually have a bigger role in your decision making process than the one you have sitting atop your shoulders.

When @JoeVeix received a wrong-number text from a man with nudes on his mind, he decided the best course of action was to have a little bit of fun with the guy on the other end.

This "fun" just happened to involve sketches of animals. Dre never knew what hit him.

I'm assuming he doesn't have a custom message.

I'm assuming "Neighborhoods" was the name on the cover of the bootleg copy of "Neighbors" that this guy bought.

It really does take two to Tango.

Nothing in life is free, Dre.

Nothing gets my heart pumping like a man who can sketch a mediocre cat.

A skinny bird just isn't the same.

I would have preferred New-York-City-park-pigeon-fat, but I guess this will have to do.

It's a polar bear. Get it? Because it's "cool"? Next level comedy right there.

He probably thought he was going to get away with it.

"About to get my draw on" is my new favorite euphemism.

That doesn't look like any animal I've ever seen. It must be extinct.

I feel like he's been ready for a while. Bummer