Guy Pretends To Be A Lifeguard To Pick Up Hot Girls On The Beach (Video)

People have been trying to discover the easiest way to get dates for centuries, and it seems we have now found it: Pretend you're a lifeguard and go to the beach.

Seriously, the horrible guy in this video gets everyone's number no matter how terrible the things he says to them are.

His method of hitting on girls is mostly to say charming things like  “bounce your boobies for me” and “I like to spread Nutella on butts.”

If he didn’t have the lifeguard shirt on, he would probably have been knocked out by some Good Samaritan at some point. But alas, the red shirt is apparently an infinitely renewable get-out-of-jail-free card.

Unless you get arrested for harassment. You can still go to jail for that.