I once dated a guy who, honestly, looked like a hamster who met a witch deep in the woods and traded her its soul to be human, so the fact that Ari Blau was able to convince the women of Venice Beach to give him their numbers in spite of his bright green Crocs comes as no surprise.
Not one woman turns Blau down based on Crocs alone.
In fact, the one woman who passes only does so because she has a fiancé.
From a totally unbiased perspective, I can assure anyone reading these women are the Mother Teresas of living organisms.
If that seems confusing, don’t feel bad. Women won’t judge you, and you can still have their phone numbers.
Except Lexi. She’s engaged.