This Guy Wrote A Hilarious 4-Star Review For His Prison Cell
Kids, prison is no joke. There's nothing funny about crime, except for when prisoners make jokes, and the jokes are actually funny. Then, prison kind of is a joke. But still, stay in school, kids.
Who knows why Christian Willoughby from the city of Grimsby in the UK ended up in a prison cell for a night. All that is known is he had a right cheery time while he was there.
This dude somehow snuck a phone into his cell in the Grimsby Police Station and posted on Facebook a review of his stay there like it was a damn Airbnb rental. And that review was actually pretty positive, receiving four stars from the prisoner.
In the post, the man wrote,
I've given this place 4 stars. It's the all day breakfast that lets it down really. Apart from that the staff are pleasant enough. Had my own on-suite room and butler... Who would come with tea and newspapers. Room was nice, the minimalistic idea was a nice touch. It was secure and safe... Quadruple glazing and security door. Ideal place for winding down after a hard day. I'd definitely come back.
Listen, I would never openly mock the people with the guns, but you do you, Christian. Let's take a closer look at this.
Personally, I would not recommend you try this out if you're ever arrested, even if the staff is "pleasant enough."
"It was secure and safe." Definitely very secure, that's true.
"My own on-suite room and butler... Who would come with tea and newspapers." I guess that's one way to look at the scary guards with the weapons.
"The minimalistic idea was a nice touch." Yep, that is about as minimalist as rooms come.
"It's the all day breakfast that lets it down really." Well, there was bound to be one flaw.
So, there you have it, folks. Some good old-fashioned jail humor. I mean, personally, I think this dude's crazy, but I respect laughing in the face of authority.
The only small problem is The LAD Bible reports the Humberside Police are looking into the incident as a security breach because the man somehow got a cell phone into the cell. Oops.