Guy Gets Over Ex By Sending Hilariously Depressing Break-Up Snapchats (Photos)

The vast majority of my knowledge concerning life on the high seas comes almost exclusively from repeated viewings of "Muppet Treasure Island."

While I don't know much, I do know that you have to keep yourself entertained if you want to avoid coming down with a case of cabin fever.

One man decided the best way to cure his boredom was to go around the ship he was working aboard and take pictures with various objects.

He then uploaded a series of breakup-themed Snapchats featuring terrible wordplay and (almost as terrible) cartoon tears.

Life at sea looks like fun.

Take a gamble on your heart.

He's been left with a sour taste in his mouth.

Maybe he's had trouble finding the right one.

That ocean wasn't there before he started to cry.

His software wasn't compatible.

It takes more than that to save a sinking relationship.

He's got a real knot in his stomach.

Just like his tears.

The warmest jacket is useless against the coldest of hearts.

He didn't have the right tools.