Someone Let This Groom Get Completely Smashed At His Own Wedding (Video)

L’chaim! *pukes everywhere*

A wedding is an awful place for someone who likes booze but can’t handle his liquor, especially if that person is the one who is getting married.

This video is 5 minutes and 26 seconds of:

That was bad, it can’t get worse than… NO! Ok, that was worse but that’s for sure the most… NO! Somebody stop that guy! Why are they letting him attempt to deal with that garter… NO!

I don’t even blame the groom for this one. Where were his friends and why didn’t they at least attempt to stop the clearly sloshed, newly-married man from making a complete fool of himself?

The video is like watching 100 people witness an easily stoppable slow-motion train wreck with "Danger Zone” playing in the background.

When it comes to weddings, a drunk groom is like a suspicious package in Penn Station: If you see something, say something.