Two Girls Are Wanted By Police For Getting Naked In A Public Library

I've spent a lot of time on the Internet over the course of my life -- including parts of the Internet most people wouldn't brag about frequenting -- and in my experience, I've found that a lot more people get naked in libraries than you'd probably expect.

Whether it's Columbia students stripping down in the name of art or a girl with a laptop enjoying herself in Cornell's Carpenter Hall (there's something about Ivy League study spaces that really gets the blood flowing), libraries are apparently an aphrodisiac for reasons I can't even begin to comprehend.

You'd think an environment known for peace and quiet would be one of the worst places you could pick to film yourself doing things you probably shouldn't do in public, but two women in Moldova decided to ignore common sense when they entered the National Library in the capital city of Chisinau and did... things for their loyal fans watching the show via webcam:

That's not a wardrobe malfunction

Neither is that

An Austrian newspaper said concerned citizen Dumitru Balan forwarded the video to the police after seeing it online (it's not clear how he stumbled across it), and apparently there are numerous reports of girls stripping down in other public libraries and cafes as well.

In a statement, a spokesman vowed that the perpetrators would be brought to justice:

Public displays of nudity are not tolerated and nor are public porno shows. It seems that these girls are being paid by viewers to do this. They will be found and punished.

Maybe next time they could pick a more appropriate venue.

I'd suggest literally anywhere that's not a library.

Citations: Two Girls Are On The Run From Police For Stripping Naked On Camera In Public Libraries (Lad Bible), Cops Hunt Girls in Public Library Porn Show (Wiener Zeitung)