Childhood Ruined: 'Fifty Shades Of Toy Story' Will Make You Cringe (Video)
"Toy Story" is a fairly innocent children's movie about toys that come alive. "Fifty Shades Of Grey" is a less-than-innocent softcore porn about toys making someone come... alive.
Ignoring that weak parallel, they don't have much in common.
That didn't stop FAF Mag from mashing them up anyway, and the end result is a parody of the "Fifty Shades Of Grey" trailer that will make it hard to rewatch "Toy Story 2" without feeling a little uncomfortable.
It swaps Christian with Buzz Lightyear and Egg -- apologies -- Anastasia with Jesse the Cowgirl, and I can only imagine what her lasso is used for when Andy's gone and the lights are off.
I'm so, so sorry for that mental image (which, realistically speaking, is probably an actual image somewhere online by now).