Idiots Taking Selfie Video With A Fire Get Exactly What They Deserve

Ever since people decided to start unnecessarily inserting themselves into pictures and videos, we've gotten to see some of the varied ways the universe punishes vanity.

Thanks to the rise of the selfie, we've been able to see squirrel attacks and someone getting kicked in the head by a train conductor (or hobo, no one's really sure) from absolutely unprecedented angles.

Our newest victims are the two people who decided they had to prove to the world they witnessed a dumpster fire in New Haven -- or, as everyone else calls it, "spent more than five minutes in New Haven."

Sadly, it would appear they forgot firefighters actually have that job title for a reason.