9 Pictures Proving How Incredibly Creative Drunk People Can Be

It's hard to truly understand how stupid and insufferable drunk people can really be unless you've ever been unlucky enough to be the only sober person at a party, an experience that no sane person should ever willingly subject him or herself to.

You haven't learned what Hell is truly like until the human embodiment of a shot of Fireball grabs your arm and takes 30 seconds to tell you how much he likes your shirt for the third time in the past hour.

After both seeing (and personally experiencing too many times to count) the stupid things alcohol can make you do, it's hard to believe that drunk people can occasionally do some fairly impressive things in spite of themselves.

I found a few of these anomalies to illustrate this point last year, but it turns out the Internet is filled with even more examples of people who defied the drunken odds by managing to come up with some pretty creative solutions to certain problems while intoxicated.

As the old saying goes: "When life gives you icicles, use them to keep your drinks cold."

Everybody knows Italians have been using stuffed-crust pizza as a wine stopper for hundreds of years.

When it comes to using potentially addictive substances to ease the pain of a broken bone, I'll take Edward Fortyhands over prescription painkillers any day of the week.

That's certainly one way to open a bottle of wine...

I'd say this is another way to open a bottle, but it doesn't look like they had much success.

They might have been sober when they made this decision, but only a truly dedicated drinker would have the resources to pull this off.

Friends don't let friends bike drunk (not that this guy was in a position to pedal in the first place).

If you really think about it, they're just killing the germs, which is actually the responsible thing to do.

Ke$ha is their spirit animal.