If your typical weekend plans can best be described as "going somewhere and drinking a lot of alcohol," you've likely woken up on more than a few occasions to discover that Drunk You did some things that make Sober You shake your head in amazement.
There are certain signs you can look for to immediately assess the damage -- "waking up in a hospital" or "discovering you're covered in blood" are both good signs something went horribly wrong.
But those are far from the only indicators you can use.
One of the best ways to piece the night together is by reading the texts you sent in your blackout state, which is exactly what Marcus Gray did after he woke up on Sunday and realized he was having trouble remembering the details of the previous night that involved drinking enough to almost make his brain stop working.
After looking at his phone, he realized he'd asked a friend if he was in town.
When his friend failed to reply quickly enough, he decided he'd answer for him.
Last night I was so drunk I replied to my own text pic.twitter.com/weNp3OILqk — Marcus (@_marcusgray_) February 1, 2015
It's obviously a recipe for disaster.
@Tuitey93 good old fashioned vodka mixed with some of the finest sainsburys basic cola — Marcus (@_marcusgray_) February 2, 2015