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#DrakeBeTheType: The Internet's Take On Drake Is Absolutely Hysterical

by Lauren Martin

As we all download Nothing Was the Same and play it on repeat with no shame, it's important to emphasize that we still think that Drake is the softest n*gga in the game. He may make some damn good tracks, but he still ain't getting our respect. What is it about Drake that we just can't stand?

Is it the fact that he's from Canada? Or that he will always be that kid in a wheelchair from "Degrassi"? Maybe it's the fact that this guy has no idea what real struggle is.

Either way, when we imagine Drake f*cking some chick, it's fair to say that he's the type of guy who whispers her name in bed as he asks if it was "good for her."

Maybe we just love to make fun of him. But I think it's fair to say that the world has come together to name Drake as the softest rapper ever to grace platinum records. He's just the type of guy to always do soft sh*t. To prove it, here are some of the best tweets of "Drake's the type"....

Drake the type of nigga that covers his ears during fire drills. — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 19, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to call Jake from State Farm at 3 am and talk about his trust issues. — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 18, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to catfish himself. — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 18, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to flinch if his girl raises her hand. — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 18, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to return GTA V to the store because it's too violent. — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 17, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga that cries before cutting the onions. — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 18, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga that reads the Terms and Conditions. — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 17, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to smile at himself in the mirror when he puts on chapstick — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 11, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to call OnStar for car trouble but end up talking about his trust issues — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 17, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to pull up at his homeboy's house with one motorcycle and two helmets — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 17, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to like his own picture on Instagram — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 16, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to ask his homeboys if they're ticklish — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 16, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to make a photo collage for his homeboy's birthday — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 16, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to not judge miley and understand what she's going through — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 16, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga that be like... Babe I want your fingerprint to unlock my iPhone. — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 15, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga who likes cupcakes with no frosting because he thinks the cupcake is better without makeup. — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 15, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga that asks a girl in the club: May I have this dance? — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 15, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to dot his i's with a heart — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 15, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to hold Lil Wayne's dreads up when he throws up. — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 14, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to high five you with both hands and lock your fingers. — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 14, 2013

 

Don't Drake and drive or you'll end up at your ex's house. — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 14, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to cry on Maury when the kid isn't his — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 14, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to go to jail and slam the soap on the shower floor. — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 14, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga that pour his beer down the sink when nobody's looking, then ask for another one. — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 14, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to have a one night stand and save her number as ''the one who got away'' — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 14, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga that goes to sleep with nothing but a shirt on. — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 13, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to wave at you with both hands — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 13, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to catch snowflakes with his tongue. — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 13, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga who sets his alarm to 11:11 to make a wish. — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 12, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to pull his pants all the way down to take a piss — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 12, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga that'll make eye contact with you while eating a banana. — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 12, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga who sits down and pees. — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 12, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga that'll wear a tampon when his girlfriend is on her period so she won't have to go through it alone. — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 12, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to lick his finger before he turns the page — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 12, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to sit on the back of a motorcycle and hold on to the driver — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 11, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga who picks up a bruised apple in the grocery store and whisper "who did this to you...?" — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 11, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to say: No babe you're not pregnant, we are. — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 11, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to cry to his own lyrics — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 9, 2013

 

Drake the type of nights that rolls his eyes back when he eats chocolate — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 9, 2013

 

Drake the type of nigga to text his homeboys goodnight — Drake the Type of (@DrakeTheTypee) September 11, 2013