Devastated Little Boy Thinks He Got A Girl Pregnant By Kissing Her (Video)
When I was a kid, I thought I had a pretty good understanding of how babies were made: Two people kiss, the man throws up in the woman's mouth and through some sort of magic, a baby is born.
I've since discovered that this particular method is less effective when it comes to getting someone pregnant and more effective when it comes to ensuring they'll never contact you again, and I've since figured out the real explanation -- a stork.
Unfortunately, the kid in this video hasn't reached the level of enlightenment that I have, and as a result, he's managed to convince himself (with a little help from his dad) that he got a girl pregnant after kissing her.
I have a feeling this kid is going to be responsible for some absolutely legendary questions on Yahoo! Answers in a few years.