The 29 Classiest Tramp Stamps Ever To Grace The Human Back (NSFW Photos)

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I normally try not to judge people by their tattoos, but there are a couple exceptions to this rule that I think are more than justified.

The first is if the tattoo in question is obviously racist or discriminatory. If someone has "I Hate Left-Handed People" inked across his forehead (it's a big forehead), I'm going to make assumptions about that person, no matter how nice he may seem.

The other people I can't help but judge are those who thought it would be a good idea to get a tattoo on their lower backs (or even worse, those who thought it was a good idea to do it ironically).

There's a reason they're called "tramp stamps," and it has nothing to do with the lovable characters from Disney and Charlie Chaplin movies.

I've compiled a list of what I think are the 30 classiest tramp stamps of all time. I should clarify that I didn't do my due diligence when it came to confirming the existence of any of these because even though I write comedy online for a living, I still have better things to do with my time.

There's a chance that some of these are Photoshopped, but I let it slide as long as I could tell they weren't drawn with a scented marker.

On the bright side, at least he had the foresight to reverse it

I, for one, appreciate truth in advertising

I like to think the clouds represent farts

If those handlebars are there for the reason I think they are, that is terrible placement

 

You have to give him a little credit for the pun. But only a little.

You can do it, Paul! You just have to believe!

The elegant-est

I feel like there might be some symbolism here

I don't want to know what happened to Doc

Obligatory "I guess everyone doesn't love Raymond!"

Class personified

I don't necessarily hate this, but I can't endorse it in good conscience

Dogstamp? Tramppostage? I don't get it.

What a brave little tattoo

My "Run before it's too late!" senses are tingling

Priorities

An emergency room visit is only 25 cents!

At least you know what you're getting yourself into

This person should try a little bit harder to show how nerdy and quirky she is

Team Regret

It's going to be really embarrassing when this pattern goes out of style

It's certainly creative

I'm curious if this person knows what the word "lucky" actually means

Brand loyalty has its limits

That's certainly, um, colorful

What a nice butterfl..oh

It's like one of those oval stickers on the back of station wagons, only different

Oh Deere

That about sums it up