I normally try not to judge people by their tattoos, but there are a couple exceptions to this rule that I think are more than justified.
The first is if the tattoo in question is obviously racist or discriminatory. If someone has "I Hate Left-Handed People" inked across his forehead (it's a big forehead), I'm going to make assumptions about that person, no matter how nice he may seem.
The other people I can't help but judge are those who thought it would be a good idea to get a tattoo on their lower backs (or even worse, those who thought it was a good idea to do it ironically).
There's a reason they're called "tramp stamps," and it has nothing to do with the lovable characters from Disney and Charlie Chaplin movies.
I've compiled a list of what I think are the 30 classiest tramp stamps of all time. I should clarify that I didn't do my due diligence when it came to confirming the existence of any of these because even though I write comedy online for a living, I still have better things to do with my time.
There's a chance that some of these are Photoshopped, but I let it slide as long as I could tell they weren't drawn with a scented marker.
On the bright side, at least he had the foresight to reverse it
I, for one, appreciate truth in advertising
I like to think the clouds represent farts
If those handlebars are there for the reason I think they are, that is terrible placement
You have to give him a little credit for the pun. But only a little.
You can do it, Paul! You just have to believe!
The elegant-est
I feel like there might be some symbolism here
I don't want to know what happened to Doc
Obligatory "I guess everyone doesn't love Raymond!"
Class personified
I don't necessarily hate this, but I can't endorse it in good conscience
Dogstamp? Tramppostage? I don't get it.
What a brave little tattoo
My "Run before it's too late!" senses are tingling
You can do it, Paul! You just have to believe!
The elegant-est
I feel like there might be some symbolism here
I don't want to know what happened to Doc
I don't want to know what happened to Doc
Obligatory "I guess everyone doesn't love Raymond!"
Obligatory "I guess everyone doesn't love Raymond!"
Class personified
Class personified
Class personified
I don't necessarily hate this, but I can't endorse it in good conscience
I don't necessarily hate this, but I can't endorse it in good conscience
I don't necessarily hate this, but I can't endorse it in good conscience
Dogstamp? Tramppostage? I don't get it.
Dogstamp? Tramppostage? I don't get it.
Dogstamp? Tramppostage? I don't get it.
Dogstamp? Tramppostage? I don't get it.
What a brave little tattoo
What a brave little tattoo
What a brave little tattoo
What a brave little tattoo
My "Run before it's too late!" senses are tingling
My "Run before it's too late!" senses are tingling
My "Run before it's too late!" senses are tingling
My "Run before it's too late!" senses are tingling
My "Run before it's too late!" senses are tingling