SpongeBob IS the danger!
Don't believe it?
The video features the characters of Bikini Bottom as if they were some of the biggest meth cooks in the world, and after pushing through how ridiculous it seems, it kind of becomes believable.
Truthfully, after watching this video, I could totally imagine a dark plot twist where SpongeBob is, in fact, a world-class criminal.
Here's hoping Nickelodeon picks up what could be one of the best spinoffs of all time.