Hard News Site Posts Headlines On Kim K's Ass So You Pay Attention

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Everyone has that one casual acquaintance on Facebook who can be counted on to consistently post self-aggrandizing, stream of consciousness rants about everything wrong with the world and claim he or she's the only person in it who actually understands.

If you don't, I'd recommend tracking down the person from high school who was voted "Most Likely To Never Leave Town" and hope your friend request gets accepted.

I promise your life will be better because of it.

The person I turn to for my daily doses of enjoyment loves using social media to rant about how much social media is destroying the world.

He has a tendency to see just how many logical fallacies he can commit while chastising the world for not caring about the "real" issues.

Whether you are familiar with one of these people or not, you've likely heard all about the tragedy of tabloid news overshadowing world news from anyone who's ever taken a sociology class.

And, now, one website is doing what it can to rectify that issue by finding a perfect medium: Kim Kardashian's butt.

The unsubtly named thebigassnews.com posts the headlines of some of the heavier news stories to hit the Internet each day, and anyone interested in learning only has to click the reason Kim K is famous to read the entire article.

Below is a sampling of some of its recent posts.

Kim's butt has never been so informative!