This Woman Cooking Bacon With An Assault Rifle Is Almost Too American

There's nothing wrong with showing your deep-rooted patriotism and love for America.

At the end of the day, there are plenty of reasons anyone would fall in love with such a place. Everyone's reasons are different! Take Allison Schafer, the "Bacon Queen" of this year's Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival, for example.

It's kind of obvious that one of her reasons for loving America so much stems from our everlasting obsession with bacon. Oh, and guns.

Yup, the land of the free and home of the brave has a bacon and gun obsession. Who would have thought?!

In a recent video uploaded to YouTube by Allison Schafer, the bacon connoisseur grabs a fully loaded AR-15, fires off quite a few rounds and wraps a piece of bacon around the scorching-hot barrel of the rifle, which brings the bacon to a quick sizzle.

Bacon for president!

Citations: Woman Cooks Bacon With AR-15 Rifle. Breakfast Just Got Real. (Huffington Post)