These 25 Walks Of Shame Prove College Kids Really Don't Give A F*ck What You Think

You've seen them bravely strutting down the sidewalk on your drive to grab a cup of coffee.

Despite how chilly the morning air might be, or how badly their makeup is smeared, you've probably never felt compassion for them. Well, maybe just a little bit. You've probably been in their shoes (or lack thereof) before.

Who are we referencing? Walk-of-Shamers, of course! You know, the brave souls who decided to go home with someone after a costume party, but failed to realize they'd have to spring home in heels and a Wonder Woman costume the next morning.

Some might call it a "victory lap," while others will settle for the "got laid parade." However, to be honest, there's nothing particularly victorious about barefoot power-walking through campus in fishnet stockings and a Mighty Ducks jersey.

You might be able to get away with wearing a skimpy outfit during summer mornings, but once next semester rolls around, it's going to be a bit hard to explain why you look like Lady Gaga doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge to campus security.

Hey, look on the bright side, your walk of shame is probably nothing compared to these 25 college kids!

Ah, the classic walk of shame fashion -- Victoria's Secret sweats and cowboy boots!

The massive, over-sized shirt is the indicator here.

Sorry, but no one dresses like this for Sunday morning mass.

These classy ladies are about to partake in the "got laid parade."

I don't even understand, but this guy...

College: The place you run into multiple friends during your walk of shame home.

The girl that actually got a free drink here probably didn't learn her lesson.

That moment of clarity during your walk of shame, when you realize you left your precious belongings in unwanted territory.

This girl is the reason why Seamless should start delivering clothes.

Ah, the Beetlejuice dress at 9 am.

It's safe to say the walk of shame couture is on point at Penn State.

Let's have a round of applause for the part-time pizza delivery guy who got lucky!

Even if it's your last resort, don't booty-call your ex for sex. She'll still hate you in the morning.

In addition, if you know you're going to have to make your way back to your dorm room in the morning, don't poison yourself with embarrassment.

Yabba dabba doo!

If you're going to do "the dirty," at least make sure the condom wrapper doesn't get caught in your hair.

This is a rookie move. Costume parties are the worst time to go home with someone. The only thing worse than a walk of shame back to your house on a chilly autumn morning is having a crowd cheer you on. Here's the last bridge you'd want to encounter on the way home: Live your life, but don't forget your cherry panties. Also, keep in mind that you're most likely going to be on someone's Facebook page within a few hours of your bold departure. And it doesn't matter who you run into on your way back to home base, everyone knows what you did last night. But, if you want to feel good about yourself, think of other positive alternatives to "the walk of shame;" it'll help.  Happy walking!

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