This Video Explains How Ridiculously Improbable It Is That You Even Exist
You are so, so special. I mean it! For you to be alive right now, your parents had to find each other out of the billions of people on Earth, get in a good boning sesh and pray biology did its thing so you could come out of there alive.
But it doesn't just end there. You have to thank your parents' parents and their parents and their parents before them, going back thousands of generations -- all so you could be here today watching Netflix or whatever.
Doesn't that feel good? Now watch Life Noggin's video above to realize just how f*cking special you truly are.
You are almost as unlikely as a perfect penis.