Every dog owner thinks he or she has the cutest pup on the face of the planet.
Yep, as a proud dog owner, I can attest to the fact being a doggy parent basically means you're obligated to think your precious pooch is better than every other dog out there, no matter how many times it poops in the living room or chews on your prized Chanel bag.
If we ever had to rate our own dogs, I'm pretty sure they would all score a 10 out of 10 because let's be real: We tend to look at our flawless little fur babies through rose-tinted glasses.
But have you ever wondered how your dog would be rated if it was scrutinized by a third party?
Well, then today happens to your lucky day.
There's a Twitter account called WeRateDogs that does just that, and as you can imagine, these rover ratings are doggone hilarious.
We did a photo roundup from this account a few months back, but we're still obsessing over these adorable pooches.
And if you're looking to see how you dog stacks up to the canine competition, you'll be glad to know getting your dog rated is relatively simple.
All you have to do is direct message the account a picture of your dog, and then it'll give your furry BFF a score from one to 10, along with a comical explanation as to how it came up with that rating.
Take a look at the pictures below to see this entertaining Twitter account:
There's a Twitter account called We Rate Dogs...
"Tristan do not speak to me with that kind of tone or I will take away the Xbox." 10/10 pic.twitter.com/VGPH0TfESw — WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) January 8, 2016
...that will give your prized pooch a hilarious rating.
Here's a doggo on a giant floating piece of pizza. 12/10 I think I've had this exact dream before https://t.co/8bJWbr8H52 — WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) July 13, 2016
Apparently, pups get extra points for things like canine clinginess...
Meet Glenn. Being in public scares him. Frighteningly relatable. 12/10 keep hangin in there Glenn (Imgur - Wuhahha) pic.twitter.com/pA4MDKwRci — WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) August 8, 2016
Following directions...
This is Sephie. According to this picture, she can read. Fantastic at following directions. 11/10 such a good girl pic.twitter.com/7HY9RvCudo — WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) August 5, 2016
Helping out around the house...
This is Ace. He's a window washer. One of the best around. 11/10 helpful af pic.twitter.com/sTuRoYfzPv — WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) July 13, 2016
...and puppy pouting abilities.
This is Charlie. He pouts until he gets to go on the swing. 12/10 manipulative af pic.twitter.com/ilwQqWFKCh — WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) July 15, 2016
The judges are super impressed with heroic hounds that use their paws to perform chest compressions.
This left me speechless. 14/10 heckin heroic af pic.twitter.com/3td8P3o0mB — WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) August 6, 2016
Not to mention, they love supercanine species that manage to be two different dogs at the same damn time.
This is Carly. She's actually 2 dogs fused together. Very innovative. Probably has superpowers. 12/10 for double dog pic.twitter.com/GQn2IopLud — WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) December 28, 2015
We Rate Dogs tends to have a soft spot for pups that know the struggle of being lazy AF...
This is Wishes. He has the day off. Daily struggles of being a doggo have finally caught up with him. 11/10 pic.twitter.com/H9YgrUkYwa — WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) August 3, 2016
Hounds that have no shame hiding from their problems...
This is Leonard. He hides in bushes to escape his problems. 10/10 relatable af pic.twitter.com/TdyGTcX0uo — WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) July 26, 2016
Dogs that know nothing about the mess in the living room...
This is Oakley. He has no idea what happened here. Even offered to help clean it up. 11/10 such a heckin good boy pic.twitter.com/vT3JM8b989 — WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) July 30, 2016
...and mutts that somehow open the front facing camera without opposable thumbs.
This is Brandonald. He accidentally opened the front facing camera. Playing it off rather heckin well. 11/10 pic.twitter.com/uPUAotqQtM — WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) July 28, 2016
Sometimes, they'll even rate things that aren't even dogs, like this rare woofing walrus...
We only rate dogs... this is a Taiwanese Guide Walrus. Im getting real heckin tired of this. Please send dogs. 10/10 pic.twitter.com/49hkNAsubi — WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) August 1, 2016
...and this prehistoric puppy imposter.
This... is a Tyrannosaurus rex. We only rate dogs. Please only send in dogs. Thank you ...10/10 pic.twitter.com/zxw8d5g94P — WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) June 5, 2016
Unfortunately, We Rate Dogs will detract points for doggy drug users...
Meet Toby. He has a drinking problem. Inflatable marijuana plant in the back is also not a good look. 7/10 cmon Toby pic.twitter.com/Cim4DSj6Oi — WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) July 29, 2016
...and mutts that just can't seem to get their shit together.
This is Devón (pronounced "Eric"). He forgot how to eat the apple halfway through. Wtf Devón get it together. 8/10 pic.twitter.com/7waRPODGyO — WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) July 24, 2016
But don't worry, most of the time, they'll at least give your dog an A for effort.
This is Rocco. He's doing his best. 13/10 someone help him (IG: rocco_roni) pic.twitter.com/qFsl1nnXMv — WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) August 2, 2016
Citations: This Twitter Account Rates Dogs And It's Hilarious (Bored Panda)
