Here's How Life Would Be If Humans Were The Attractions In Theme Parks (Video)

Get out of the locker room, blue whale. I am trying to shower. Excuse me, dolphin. I am on a call with our West Coast distributors. Get that net out of my yard, orca. My kids play there.

French prankster Rémi Gaillard needs you to memorize these phrases, please, in the event you should find yourself in his hypothetical theme park, “HumanWorld,” where people are the attractions and sea creatures are the customers.

In Gaillard's video, whales ride untrained humans on the shore, and dolphins film grocery shoppers, detailing the horrors of bizarro SeaWorld.

I’m sure there’s a lesson here -- aside from never visit France.