Here Are The Best Ways To Get Super Stoned For A Taco Bell Quesalupa
Drunk college students and stoners everywhere rejoice!
Taco Bell's Quesalupa is here and it's going to take your munchies to the next level.
If you were one of the 100 million-plus people watching the Super Bowl last night, you probably saw this wacky, over-the-top ad:
Your first thought was likely, "I need to eat that now" followed by, "What is it?"
Well, according to Cosmopolitan, it's kind of like "the taco equivalent of a stuffed-crust pizza," which is a pretty on-point description.
With a cheese-stuffed corn tortilla shell and all the classic taco toppings, you could also say it's a magical gift from fast-food heaven (aka stoner heaven).
But like any time you decide to hit the Taco Bell drive-thru, you want to get blazed out of your mind first.
You could just cash a bowl and call it a day, but what fun would that be? All of the following strains will amp up your munchie levels and enhance your #QuesalupaAdventure.
Grab some Goo and roll a blunt.
Goo, a heavy indica strain, will leave you extra relaxed after waiting in a crazy long line for the taco on steroids.
Roll a blunt so you can discretely smoke it in the back alley behind the Taco Bell before you scarf down a taco -- or two, or three.
Vape a little Sonoma Coma with a breakfast Quesalupa.
Vape for a clean, full body high that won't leave you smelling like a patchouli fart at work all day, and chow down on the breakfast of champions.
Make some Diablo butter and host a Quesalupa dinner party.
Invite your favorite friends over for a Quesalupa feast and treat them to a double dose of pothead paradise. Cook up a fat batch of Diablo butter to drizzle on a platter of tacos for a giggly, chill high.
Between the Mexican spices and sheer giddiness, your guests will only taste pure, greasy deliciousness. For a festive drink to pair with it, you can stew your weed in coconut milk for a Horchata that will get you buzzed.
Whether you eat your weed or inhale it to make the most of your Taco Bell experience, make sure to do it quick. Quesalupas are available for a limited time only.