21 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes That Will Make You Never Want To Dress Up Again

Halloween is right around the corner, so there's not much time left to find the perfect sexy costume for all of your spooky celebrations at the end of the month.

And if there's one thing we can learn from the movie "Mean Girls," it's that "In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it."

That's right. I like to think of Halloween as a one day pass to test the limits of how little you can wear out in public without getting a ticket for indecent exposure.

Because let's be real: If you're not trying to pass off lingerie as some sort of adorable little animal, you're not doing Halloween right.

If you thought slutty Halloween costumes only consisted of things like sexy cats, irresistible bunnies, bad cops and naughty nurses, you clearly haven't seen some of the people who like to take a more creative approach to their Halloween costumes.

Each year, costume companies turn all sorts of random things into risqué Halloween costumes, and nine out of 10 times, these objectified outfits end up looking downright ridiculous and offensive.

Seriously, there are some costumes out there that just have no business being slutty.

Check out the pictures below to see some "sexy" Halloween costumes that will officially make you lose your faith in humanity.

You can be a total Haram-babe for Halloween...

Oh my god, even Harambe is going to be a sexy Halloween costume this year..... pic.twitter.com/68x3AgAjWn — Judd Weiss (@juddweiss) September 8, 2016

Relive the memory of Cecil The Lion...

this costume is called cecil the lion im pic.twitter.com/LFodxm2X0h — svn (@jacksvvn) September 11, 2016

Give yourself a Donald-approved makeover...

@HfxGinger @TwoWheelNeil fine, I'll go as sexy Donald Trump pic.twitter.com/I65M2Qg3Yy — HFX Geek (@HFXGeek77) September 24, 2016

...or spice up your naughty nurse costume by rocking an Ebola-inspired rendition.

A haiku about 'sexy Ebola nurse' costume: No no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no pic.twitter.com/p7kNYve1Fq — LS (@lainders) October 31, 2015

You can make a splash with a sexy goldfish disguise...

If you wanna wear a sexy Halloween costume you definitely should...but try to make sense still. Goldfish aren't sexy. - @KrysonCJAY pic.twitter.com/yEyxxiqxYC — CJAY 92 (@CJAY92) September 26, 2016

...or grab your BFF and find some slutty Dory and Nemo costumes.

Here's a BFF costume idea! Shop our newest collection today: https://t.co/eOqbwIP20T pic.twitter.com/IQfmblN7Cz — Forplay Catalog (@ForplayCatalog) August 29, 2016

If you want a costume that makes you feel like the shit, you can be a poop emoji.

Can anything be a sexy #Halloween costume? pic.twitter.com/xh9fkcuHSX — SylesteFox10 (@SylesteFox10) September 30, 2016

Or if you're feeling extra naughty, you can whip out your beaver... costume for the occasion.

You can taint your innocent childhood memories of Sesame Street by being a trashy Oscar the Grouch...

I can't believe they appropriated my culture (trash monsters) and turned it into a "sexy" costume! pic.twitter.com/V3Y01I1JBq — macey (@maceyharrill) September 25, 2016

...or opt for a Big Bird costume that wants to watch the world burn.

This costume is called 'Sexy Big bird'...looks more like she murdered Big Bird and is wearing his pelt! #halloweencostume pic.twitter.com/1MB1z75oHT — erin (@erincheshirecat) September 30, 2016

You can rock a starfish costume that makes you look like a Bikini Bottom babe...

A PATRICK STAR COSTUME DOES NOT NEED TO BE SEXY pic.twitter.com/GBFxhEhiO8 — jenna nelson (@jennnnnnnnnnnna) September 24, 2016

...or turn heads in an alluring Larry the Lobster ensemble.

On the lookout for a Halloween costume? Introducing... the sexy lobster. pic.twitter.com/fghdgczKCJ — Capital Yorkshire (@CapitalYorks) October 4, 2016

If you're into food porn, you can always dress up as steamy slice of pizza...

Why does a "sexy pizza Halloween costume" even need to exist? Why pic.twitter.com/0v4dU0clXc — Nameless Coyote (@Nameless_Coyote) September 11, 2016

Show off your buns in a sexy hamburger suit...

Nothing more sexy than a hamburger pic.twitter.com/1dYh2XS7xY — sel (@xselinayx) October 23, 2015

...or add some flavor to your costume by rocking a red hot ketchup bottle ensemble.

otacon's halloween costume: sexy ketchup pic.twitter.com/T1jsc9cTYp — (@mightyscrub) September 3, 2016

You can't go wrong with a risqué pizza rat outfit...

A suggestive cob costume that's corny AF...

ah yes sexy corn, the perfect halloween costume pic.twitter.com/Juf1MFP76c — riley (@ryy_taylor) September 21, 2016

A provocative Pokémon outfit that proves you're one hell of a catch...

...or a steamy ensemble that will make people want to rip their clothes off.

Now I'm down a rabbit hole to find the dumbest sexy costume. Sexy Shower Stall is a frontrunner pic.twitter.com/Y9a7Vz4rf0 — Scream-a J. (@shjamieson) September 24, 2016

Scooby-Dooby-Doo where are... the rest of your clothes?

Seriously, some costumes just shouldn't be sexy.

look, i'd never wear a sexy halloween costume because i'm not sexy or big on halloween but if i did it would be this pic.twitter.com/Vs57FrwCfe — tummy master (@purefistbumping) September 20, 2016