15 Roommate Texts That Will Make You Want To Live Alone Forever (Photos)

Moving out of your parents' house can be pretty awesome.

You're free to do what you want, get sh*tfaced any night of the week and come home at whatever ungodly hour of the morning your heart desires.

However, leaving the nest and going off on your own can also have its downsides.

Aside from the fact you no longer have Mom around to do your laundry and cook, living on your own can be pretty damn expensive.

So if you're like most college kids or recent grads with entry-level salaries, you're going to experience the inevitable joy of living with a roommate.

At first, roommates seem like an awesome idea. You just go on Craigslist, find someone who seems cool and before you know it, you'll be thinking "Did we just become best friends?" as you build bunk beds to make more room for activities.

Most of the time, though, you'll quickly find cohabiting isn't all it's cracked up to be.

In fact, roommates can be pretty awful and once you sign that lease, you're stuck with their annoying, messy, insufferable ass for at least a year.

Take a look at the pictures below to see roommate texts that will make you want to live alone for the rest of your life.

I know you're in there, I can hear you eating Nutella!

Keep your creepy carnival-worker hands off my stuff.

I hate it when I find a random man sleeping in my house.

Smirnoff Ice goes in the freezer, not the oven.

A picture says a thousand lies.

Yep, time to move out.


If you're going to be a sh*tty roommate, own up to it.

Sorry for stealing your shoes... and then wearing them all week in a different country.

The dick bandit strikes again.

It's not snot, it's a face mask. Duhhh.

Time to invest in some shower flip-flops.

Not today Charlotte, not today.

Some things are just not meant to be shared.

"I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."