Here's How Long Drugs Like Weed And Cocaine Will Stay In Your System

by Kate Ryan
Studio Firma

Ever broken out in a cold sweat at the mere thought of a "drug test?" Samesies.

But how screwed are you, really? Business Insider Science released a new video on Thursday explaining how long all the best drugs typically stay in your system. From weed and Molly to cocaine and heroin, not all narcotics are created equal.

According to the video (which pulled facts from the Mayo Clinic), weed can stay in your urine for up to 30 days. That's a long time!

Lucky for cokeheads, cocaine only stays in your urine for three to four days and a day or two in your blood, making it perfect for long weekends at Bernie's.

Alcohol, surprisingly, stays in your pee for three to five days, which probably explains why you still feel like a toxic waste dump days after a bender.

Watch the full video below for the complete assortment of drugs and their bodily evacuation times.