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Whitney Port's 'Weird Fact' About Herself Is Bizarre (And Sad)

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Whitney, I have to tell you something.

I know you interned at Teen Vogue, starred in two reality shows, started your own clothing line and launched a website, but there's something missing.

At the moment, there's a gigantic, delicious, comforting part of life you have yet to experience. You're really missing out.

Yes, I'm talking about pasta because you just reminded us that you've never even tried it.

As someone with a gluten intolerance, I can confidently say I miss certain things in life. Sure, I have gluten-free pasta (thank you, Trader Joe's), but it just isn't the same.

Whitney, you just don't realize what you have until it's gone. You have pasta now. A new study even said pasta eaters are thinner. Don't go through life without it. I don't recommend it.

If you do, however, decide pasta no longer grosses you out, you should try each of these dishes at least once before you die:

Spaghetti

Lasagna

Angel hair pasta

Fusilli

Bowtie pasta

Couscous will never be on the same playing field as pasta. Don't let the "texture" deter you. I promise you won't regret it.