TV Shows You Should Binge On Based On Your Zodiac Sign
This isn't going to be your average roundup of binge-worthy shows.
These shows, while all binge-worthy, are also tailor-made for your personality by using the spiritual lens of astrology.
No matter your zodiac sign, you will not only love these shows, but you also might learn a little more about yourself just from watching them.
Aries: "Game of Thrones"
I might be the only person on Earth who doesn't watch "GoT," but I know it's all about people fighting other people for total control over the kingdom of whatever-it's-called, with lots of hot passionate sex and tons of fire and dragons.
If that isn't an Aries' wet dream, I don't know what is.
Taurus: "Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives"
Speaking of wet dreams, Taurus needs a good meal to really get off, and they need something that's going to make them feel good about their deep desire to just lie back and get as fat as they damn well please.
Sure, you might be a very health-conscious Taurus, but you'll still relate to the deep love of good old-fashioned, greasy ass food for a cheap buck.
Gemini: "Gilmore Girls"
They talk a mile a minute, and there is tons of drama to keep up with.
"Gilmore Girls" is famous for having the longest scripts ever written for television, but maybe that's because they included entire songs by Bette Midler in their scenes.
This the perfect show for a quick-witted Gemini who will most definitely be watching it while doing a million other things.
Cancer: "Grey's Anatomy"
"Grey's Anatomy" has a lot of mom drama for you momma's boys and girls.
Its theme is all about care-taking, which is great for the most nurturing sign in the zodiac, aka YOU.
Plus, it's a really sad show that'll give you plenty to cry about (not that you needed any help, you sad sack).
"Parenthood" is all about the legacy we leave behind and the importance of our tribe. It's also dramatic and uplifting, just like any Leo when they walk into a party.
You're actually the human version of this show: touching, dramatic, loyal and full of love.
It's singing your soul song, so tune in if you haven't already.
Virgo: "Live Free or Die"
You need a show that has a practical use, since you rarely waste hours in front of the TV without putting any of that time to good use.
I'm not saying you're going to be able to use the information in this documentary-style show to suddenly live off the land, but at least if the world ends, you'll know how to build a yurt.
Libra: "The Bachelor"
Obviously for love-obsessed Libras, you need a show that's going to teach you what you're looking for in "the one," and you need it to be full of wide panoramic shots of the Mexican coastline from a helicopter window.
Because if you're going to binge on a show, you're not going to watch a screen full of stuff that isn't beautiful.
Scorpio: "Making A Murderer"
This not only gives your penetrative mind a look into the psychology of a murderer, but it also satisfies your urge to solve a mystery by putting all the facts together on your own.
"Making a Murderer" unfolds just fast enough for you to remain on the edge of your seat the entire time you're watching.
Sagittarius: "Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown"
This is a no-brainer for Sagittarians.
You are filled with curiosity about other cultures, and your desire for travel is unmatched by any other sign.
Don't have the cash to hop on a plane and go to the jungles of Costa Rica? No problem.
Anthony Bourdain will do it for you while eating with the locals and learning all about their culture.
Capricorn: "Mad Men"
"Mad Men" goes back to a time when traditions were honored, when people dressed conservatively and when everyone decorated their apartments with mid-century modern furniture.
Aside from that, it's all about the desire to climb to the top of the corporate food chain.
It's basically a carbon copt of your own life: classy AF, but also fucked up.
Aquarius: "Shark Tank"
Aquarians are the inventors of the zodiac, and their minds are constantly thinking up new ideas that are ahead of their time.
"Shark Tank" is a show that can get your gears spinning, and it can also give you a look into how profitable your inventions might be.
Pisces: "The Wonder Years"
"The Wonder Years" is a touching, funny coming-of-age series that asks the deep questions about life, death, love and family.
It's both funny and sweet, with plenty of tear-jerking moments.
Plus, it brings the viewer back to a time in life when we were more idealistic: our childhood. Just like you, Pisces, it's super sentimental.