Tila Tequila Just Might Be The Greatest Philosopher Of Our Generation

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I have an apology to make. I might have been a little too quick to judge Tila Tequila and her Twitter rampage yesterday. I used words like "insane" and "cray cray." But you know who else was called crazy? Einstein. Newton. Darwin.

What I'm trying to say is Tila Tequila is the new Copernicus.

Consider her theory on time.

I am getting anxious because time is flying by, but time doesn't exist, but in this realm they pretend it does so it stresses me out. — Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016

Time doesn't exist. Time is a social construct. We are all slaves to the social construct.

See how the entire day just flew by in what feels like 5 minutes? Because time doesn't exist. It's a lie! Clocks were invented for slaves. — Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016

 Yep.

I forgot how to spell macoronnie and cheese. — Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016

This is subversive and cutting edge on so many levels.

What is the leafness of a leaf? The macaroni-ness of a macaroni? We give objects names and supply meaning, but that does not define what they are.

Who made up that rule that you cannot wish for someone to die??? That is the dumbest rule ever! Seriously! — Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016

Who makes up any of the rules? Is there a higher power at work? What are we?!

You're like a pea hole to my cold heart in an iceberg across the fake pacific ocean where Antartica is in the center of the earth disk. — Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016

Evidence that wormholes do exist.

The dumbest thing one can do is dismiss things they do not understand. It shows how mindless you all are. — Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016

Pretty sure that's along the lines of what Ghandi was saying.

The world doesn't deserve my awesomeness. They really don't. — Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016

Ghandi said that too.

Ok stop talking 2 me. I have to go to sleep before I morph into my true reptilian form since I am a shapeshifter. Bye. See you in the ethers — Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016

Sometimes, true genius is not of this world. Sometimes, brilliant theories come from unlikely places, like Mars.

All I'm saying is we shouldn't dismiss Tila too quickly.

You won't want to be on the wrong side of this one in case it comes out that the world is, in fact, flat, and we are all lizard people, which, to be honest, isn't that hard to believe in a place like Los Angeles.