It's only July 5, and I've already purchased two bathing suits for the summer.
But thanks to the ever-powerful influence of Taylor Swift and her girl gang, I'm about to pull out my credit card and buy another.
Yesterday, Taylor threw what looked like the greatest party of the year (not exaggerating) at her Rhode Island home (yes, the one she bought when she was dating Conor Kennedy).
People not invited? Me, you and Selena Gomez.
OK, fine. We don't know for sure Selena wasn't invited, but she skipped Taylor's extravaganza and had her own Fourth of July party.
Don't get too sad, though. Thanks to the highest quality photos I've ever seen, Selena and the rest of us can experience the entire thing -- from the blow-up slides to the picture-perfect, patriotic attire.
In true fashion, Taylor and the gang shared the photos on Instagram -- because, duh, these are the most Instagrammable bathing suits of all time.
This bathing suit, called The Anne-Marie, is obviously great for group photos.
And it even holds up when you're jumping, sliding and looking effortlessly cool.
Did you make it to the end of this article without ordering it? Yeah, didn't think so.