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Scott Disick 'Finally Won At Something' And He's Very Happy About It

Oh man, I'm happy for Scott Disick. Lord knows that guy needed a win.

The 32-year-old who's famous for... actually, I'm not sure what he really does, something with cars maybe? It's irrelevant.

He's only famous for siring three Kardashian babies, and you know D-Money isn't letting go of those child-shaped coattails anytime soon, which has to be awful from a confidence perspective.

He may lose even that; over the summer, Kourtney made Disick enter rehab, reportedly telling him she would start revoking visitation privileges to their children if he didn't get his act together.

It isn't all bad, though, Scotty!

Yahoo! released its yearly list of the most searched celebrities, and guess whose name is on top?

Great job, Scott! You're more famous than Barack Obama among people who use Yahoo!

I can't emphasize enough how “Yahoo!” these answers are. Of course, people who don't use Google are still typing “Jennifer Aniston” into a search engine in 2015.

Actually, now that I'm looking at this list, I'm convinced the only people who still use Yahoo! are just moms.

This list should just be called “Yahoo!'s List of People Who Made Moms Go 'What's her name?'"

You know her, Cambel Jender, the one with the sister, *Yahoo! searches* KENDALL JENNER! YES! KENDALL! Well, I don't like her.”