Those using their Golden Globes as paperweights need to take note from "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" creator Rachel Bloom.
Beating out crowd favorites like Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Lily Tomlin, Bloom has plans to make her award work for her. In an interview with E! News, Bloom said,
I'm going to go up to anyone famous tonight and just be like, 'Hello.'
Beyond making mad connections, she joked about repurposing her Golden Globe as a weapon. Ex-boyfriends beware: Bloom's fixing to bruise something beyond your egos.
As she explained to E! News,
Maybe I'll go destroy their cars with this. This is a perfect device to smash an a**hole's windshield… You could actually kill someone with this.
If your killer pilot was shopped around and rejected by six networks, you'd want to blow a little steam off too. Though networks and ex-boyfriends alike are sure to be kicking themselves now. With her Golden Globe power, she also plans to join the Illuminati. It's so refreshing to hear about a celebrity who has her priorities straight.
Look out for new episodes of "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" airing Monday, Jan. 25 at 8 pm on The CW.