Have you been walking around the streets of your city glued to your phone? Are you constantly on 2 percent battery? Are you freaking playing app games on your phone WHILE DRIVING?
If you answered "Yes" to one or more of these questions, you're probably obsessed with Pokémon Go.
In which case, the above video is a cautionary tale you absolutely need to watch.
Look, yes, Pokémon Go is very fun. And yes, maybe this post did take me three times longer to write than it should have because somebody put two lures right by our office.
But seriously, people, DO NOT sell your soul to Pokémon Go.
As the video shows, it only takes one catch to get you addicted, and the next thing you know you're jumping off a roof to catch that Squirtle.
(Note: If anyone actually has a Squirtle on their roof, please let me know. Just, uh, for reasons.)
Stay safe out there, nerds. Don't forget about your friends and family in your quest to catch 'em all.