The 32-year-old actress and her "Bad Moms" co-star Christina Applegate stopped by "The Late Late Show" with James Corden on Monday.
Somehow, the ladies got roped into playing a game called "Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts," in which they had to either answer an awkward question or eat a disgusting food, like, for example, calf brain.
Mila was up first, faced with clam juice, and James did not hesitate to go straight for the dick joke.
He asked her,
Ashton Kutcher. Carrot stick or beer can?
Mila, weirdly, was initially unprepared to discuss her husband's penis on national television. She floundered for a minute, but eventually took the advice from Christian Applegate to just answer the question.
She originally said carrot stick, because beer cans are short, but upon clarifying James meant one of those long cans, she switched her answer to beer can. She even elaborated on it way more than she had to.
Long and thin. Like a Guinness.
So, now we know! Ashton Kutcher has a long, thin, Guinness beer can dick. Thanks, James Corden!
Other highlights include: Mila eating cow tongue rather than attempt to explain the plot of "Jupiter Ascending," James eating a calf's brain and Christina straight up screaming while he did it.