Madonna Casually Twerks In 'Carpool Karaoke'
Pop superstar and ageless vampire Madonna is taking James Corden's "Carpool Karaoke" on a ho-li-day-ee to New York City and her butt cheeks have big plans.
The 58-year-old's segment arrives Wednesday, but a preview for the "Late Late Show" episode has her dancing all over the damn place.
Madonna takes it back in time to her “Vogue” days...
...and serves us some modern butt-driven mastery.
At one point in the promo clip, she admits to the host in her signature invented accent,
I don't really like riding around in a car unless there's music.
Well duh, sister!
The two clearly get into some juicy shit during their shotgun chat sesh, because when James asks Madge to describe “a night out with Michael Jackson,” the music vet answers,
So you want me to kiss and tell, then, don't you?
UH, YES. WE DO. PLEASE DO. TELL EVERYTHING.
I live for stale gossip about individuals far more successful than myself. Admit it, you do, too. We all assume famous people are just making out and eating steak and riding sharks and, frankly, this Carpool Karaoke segment is the proof we always needed that confirms our suspicions are 100 percent true.
Then again, we've always been able to count on Madonna to entertain us 24/7. When she's not giving us music to shout along to in our own cars (JK I don't have a car LOL haha I have nothing) she's keeping it outrageous on a day-to-day basis.
Remember when she promised Clinton voters blowjobs? Well, you should. It only happened, like, a month and a half ago.
She told the crowd at Amy Schumer's Madison Square Garden show on October 18,
If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob. OK? And I am good. I take my time. I have a lot of eye contact. And I do swallow.
Oh, Madonna. You wild.