Kim Kardashian Posted The Sweetest Birthday Message For Kanye West
If December 25 is a national holiday, then June 8 has got to be made into a national holiday also as it's Kanye's birthday. He's an American treasure, and TIDAL subscriptions have got to account for some small amount of our country's GDP. Plus, he's going to be our president in four years.
Everyone go leave work right now. It's your patriotic right to take the day off in honor of the occasion. If your boss asks why you're leaving at 1:30 in the afternoon, feel free to simply reply, “Merry Kristmas,” and continue walking out.
Your boss will understand.
Kim shared a cute birthday note for Kanye on her website because buying cards for family members is a disgusting insult in Hollywood.
On KimKardashian.com, she wrote,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABE! Happy birthday to my best friend! I usually would be scared for us to get older, but as each year passes, I'm just happy we have more time on this Earth together! I love you so much and hope this year brings you so much happiness.
Later, she posted a sweet Instagram photo with the same caption.
Kris Jenner also sent Ye some positive birthday vibes on her Instagram.
A publicly shared Instagram post that you don't need to pay a monthly subscription fee to access? Wow, Kris Jenner IS the odd one in the family!
A MERRY KRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT!