Justin Bieber Just Slammed Haters Who Thought He Compared Himself To God
HE HATH RISEN TOO LATE TO SAY SORRY.
Guys, something weird is happening on Justin Bieber's Instagram right now. Weirder than all those times his Instagram has been a Selena Gomez-tribute art show, even though they haven't been dating for years. Weirder than all those times he took pictures of himself standing naked in exotic places.
I'll even go as far as to say it's weirder than that time he shared this possibly NSFW anime-porn thing he colored in himself.
Yes, I get it. All those things are super weird, but they're also all human acts. What Bieber has been doing today is more than human. It's literally godly.
Late last night, Justin shared the following picture with the holy subtle caption, “And on the 7th day...”
YOU HEARD IT HERE ON JUSTIN'S INSTAGRAM! HE IS THE LORD! ALL OBEY THE NEW 10 COMMANDMENTS!
1) Justin Bieber is the Lord our God. 2) There are no other gods aside from Justin Bieber. 3) Don't use Justin Bieber's name in vain. 4) Remember the Sabbath. 5) Honor your parents. 6-10) Those other ones.
In true humble-god fashion, Bieber knew proclaiming himself the Lord would draw some ire from those HEATHENS who refuse to accept him as the true leader. For is it not the way of new prophets that when they reveal themselves, there is always a mob out there to deny their divine right?
So, he quickly changed the caption of the post to read,
And on the 7th day..... AND MY GOODNESS I WAS MAKING A REFERENCE, I AM NOT COMPARING MYSELF TO GOD IM THE FARTHEST THING FROM!!!! IT WAS MY WAY OF SAYING HOW IMPORTANT REST IS.. WHEN THERE IS NOTHING TO PICK AT ME FOR YOU MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING BUT I GET IT YOU NEED RATINGS AND TRACTION YOUR BLOGS. But if truthfully if you were offended it was in no way shape or form me comparing myself to the most high.
Then, he posted an Instagram screenshot of his own caption edit.
Later, in another post, he clarified,
Would love to talk about this because it's another moment to point to God. When I said on the 7th day it was a reference to say that on the 7th day he rested giving us a template and example letting us know how important rest is. People love to twist what was meant for good and maybe it was my fault by not explaining my thought correctly. You can think the worst about me but never ever want people to think I compare myself to The MOST HIGH
Nice, Bieber. Talking about other gods. Very sneaky, but I think we ALL know who the real God of the universe is if you "know what I mean."