If you're reading this, I suggest you take a seat. We have a lot to talk about when it comes to Jordan Rodgers from "The Bachelorette."
The 27-year-old former quarterback has been a fan favorite throughout the season, due to several reasons.
For starters, he's the younger brother of the Green Bay Packers quarterback, Aaron Rodgers. So by association, he's already famous. He definitely caught our attention once we found out.
On top of that, he's drop-dead gorgeous. Don't even get me started on that head of hair. The way it bounces with every movement and dances in the wind is too much for my heart to handle.
It seriously has a mind of its own, and I'm so into it.
I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE. Whether you find Jordan attractive or not, we can all agree his hair needs to be talked about.
The folks of Twitter agree with me. Jordan Rodgers' hair deserves its own rose.
YOU SEE. The world is obsessed.
But there's something else we need to talk about. Jordan Rodgers has an Instagram.
And there are shirtless pics of Jordan on this Instagram.
Um, and videos. There are videos of Jordan screaming, "Oh yeah" while going down a water slide. I AM DEAD.
There are videos of him moving in slow motion with his mouth open, staring at the camera.
THERE ARE PICTURES OF HIM FLEXING.
AND HOLDING A GIANT SAUSAGE.
AND THERE'S THIS. I don't even know what this is, but it's hot.
THIS IS HOT TOO. Don't question it.
I'm done. Goodbye. Carry me to my grave.
That was fun.