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John Stamos Just Pulled A Kim K And Showed Us His Naked Butt (Photo)

I'm not sure who talked John Stamos into posing for Paper magazine with his hot, toasty bread loaves hanging out, but that person is a wizard using his or her magic for good.

Like two small glistening hams, John Stamos' butt set mouths watering in Paper's #Fandemonium issue.

In the accompanying interview, Stamos says he binge watches “Inside Amy Schumer” (swoon) and admits the lead singer of Jesse and the Rippers can't actually carry a tune (womp).

The “Grandfathered” star admits the shoot was the craziest thing he's done all year, but there's still a month left in 2015.

Citations: THE NEW MOON OF JOHN STAMOS (Paper)